fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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hitlervevo:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

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ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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allteensrelate:

my brain during school

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welcome to my twisted ankle

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